Friends

I got this in a forward this to everyone you have ever known email. I thought it describes the people in the group.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps
himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird
shutting your 'Pepsi drawer ' with her foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real fiend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over whenyou have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simplefriend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!